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I think there’s such thing as a “couple crush”, like being fond of a relationship rather than being attracted to either person. It’s when two talented people are in a great relationship and you kinda wish you could be the third wheel on one of their dates. There are a few couples who fit into this category for me, Beyonce & Jay-Z are certainly at the top of this list. So even though I try to avoid celebrity gossip, I (like the rest of Twitter) was pretty excited about their announcement.

There are several hints about starting a family in her new album and in this short documentary you can see she’s totally ready to start a family.

So here are my three favourite jokes I have heard about the pregnancy. Yet to see any topical ads but please send them in if you spot some.

1. Jay-Z & Beyonce’s kid will have everything, except a last name.

2. Beyonce is pregnant, but it’s not Jay-Z’s. It’s Destiny’s child.

3. Beyonce is pregnant, Jay-Z’s 100th problem.

And if you’re one of those haters who thinks your/ someone else’s pregnancy deserves more attention, well I’ve made a baby shower card especially for you. Just print it out and stick it on your mantlepiece.