All i want for christmas

Adcult USA by James Twitchell (US$23)
I can’t find this book in any library and really want to read it. In fact any of James Twitchell’s books will make me happy.
Diamond & Ruby earrings (US$599)
A Kitten
+ a box or two of hayfever tablets and a more animal accepting boyfriend.
1950s Seafoam Green Dress (US$87)
Macbook
This is more a need than want, being painfully aware that after next week I will no longer have a computer or a phone. An android phone would also be good.
Designing ftl
Probably not appropriate to post given my current situation, but it was too funny not to.
Oh well with teracent and photosketch designers will be out of work soon.
Another reason for twins
Could this even be a Christmas present idea for Boyfriend’s twin siblings? (one is a male with big build and the other a super skinny female) perhaps more funny if they look nothing alike?
[edit] he thinks it’s a terrible idea and pointed out that one of them won’t understand it at all.
Here’s the original from Macworld 1986:





