A better use of chatroulette for advertising (nsfw)
Here’s a free concept for anyone who wants it. Have a program scrawling Chatroulette for naked people (not hard to find) and play their webcam back to them with their boobs, vag or penis covered in CK lingerie and underwear. Perhaps even tempting clothed rouletters to strip off and try on some of CK’s new range.
Users get to “try on” CK underwear without leaving home and discover that sexy often leaves something up to the imagination.
A compilation of reactions could be posted as a viral video; including at least one fat naked man who’s manboobs have mistakenly been covered in a sexy bra by the programs breast recognition. The vid would provide many LOLs for everyone.
As part ‘ a long term strategy you could also create an online program which allows viewers to try on different lingerie in front of their webcam (with the safety knowing it’s not being watched or recorded). Users could show off lingerie before buying it.
This idea has not been implemented by Calvin Klein, it is a digital extension to a set of billboard concepts I did (with Hayden Maskell) on work experience in 2008.
Real or fake?
Real or Fake is a concept for a website which tests your knowledge of handbags. Users are presented with a number of handbags which they must determine the authenticity of. At the end users are given a percentage score of how many they got right and a subtle tip is given you wont find Marc Jacobs at a fleamarket. Implying if you dont want others to confuse your handbag as a fake, make sure you get a brand which isn’t ripped off. Shop Marc Jacobs.
Lady with a waist smaller than a ralph lauren model
Cathie Jung (right) has the world’s smallest waist at 15″ caused by wearing corsets all the time. A lesson to be learned for fashion labels who get in so much trouble for photoshop disasters. It’s ok to permanently disfigure your models right? Beauty is painful.
Yellow shoes
Today at David Jones I found a pair of beautiful shoes by Emporio Armani and they were half price and the last pair were in my size! They were very awkward to walk in so I didn’t buy them, but I wish I had taken a picture, can not find them anywhere online.
Above is a similar shoe with the same twisted heel, although the Armani ones were paler and PVC (?) certainly not satin.
All i want for christmas
Adcult USA by James Twitchell (US$23)
I can’t find this book in any library and really want to read it. In fact any of James Twitchell’s books will make me happy.
Diamond & Ruby earrings (US$599)
A Kitten
+ a box or two of hayfever tablets and a more animal accepting boyfriend.
1950s Seafoam Green Dress (US$87)
Macbook
This is more a need than want, being painfully aware that after next week I will no longer have a computer or a phone. An android phone would also be good.
Luxury penis jumper
I love Agent Provocatuer and was a bit sad when I walked into a store in Paris and realised there was no way I could afford a 200 euro bra. One day I will be able to afford such luxuries and hopefully they are still selling penis jumpers then!
Raising the IQ
I like that MR Vintage have put this Muldoon quote on a tshirt, it has been my motto over the last couple of months and it’s even my Skype status. Someone should probably buy me the tshirt.
Oh why are these pretty shoes not my size
In comparison to one of my best friends who is absolutely nuts about them, I’ve always thought I’m not a girl who loves shoes. However I do like having pretty pairs which I barely ever wear. I think these would do nicely in my collection, but alas vintage shoes are barely ever my size.
Do you know which other Prime Minister has a daughter who dresses weird?
There’s been some controversy over this photo of Spanish Prime Minister’s goth daughters on a political trip to the USA via gawker >
Kinda similar to someone else who else took their fashionably awkward daughter on a political trip to the USA recently….
DIY Laura Ashley Laptop Bag
This sewing pattern is hilarious! I had Laura Ashley wallpaper in my lounge growing up, so it is a nostalgic brand. Also nostalgic for me is the orange clamshell ibook – just like my first laptop. But seriously, how did I miss Laura Ashley making laptop bag patterns?
One lucky person gets to buy it on Etsy >
Salmon dresses
Saw this dress in myers. None in my size so tried on one too big and it wasn’t good. But would totally make cute bridesmaid drsses IMO
