So you read The Game, and now all the girls recognise your “pick up” moves and think you’re a complete loser. Yes, I truly do mean you, also unsubscribe from the Stylelife EDMs it’s embarrassing for everyone involved to see those in your inbox.

(via xkcd)

Those dream jolts are even worse when you’re in a couple. Because you both wake up and don’t know which one of you can’t walk properly.